This kid will have to move....

[Scott Card]

Once this little punk thief's friends find out he was busted for shoplifting and taken down and held by a 110 lb lady dancer, yep he'll have to move and change his name....

http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148&sid=9475145

[Iceaxe]

Grazzini said the only real athletic activity she's ever been involved in is dance.

Dance.... that's what all the hot young strippers call it....

[CarpeyBiggs]

Wow, I love how they ridicule the security guy! classic.

[Iceaxe]

I wonder how many years of eligibility she has left? The Cougars could use some speed in their defensive backfield.

[CarpeyBiggs]

I wonder how many years of eligibility she has left? The Cougars could use some speed in their defensive backfield.

and some cougar she'd make...

[Jaxx]

Does anyone else think the last scene where she is walking back to her car is a little creep-style. Why would they show that?

[tallsteve]

Sounds like the guard may be spending a tad bit too much time at the pastry counter.

[DiscGo]

I wonder how many years of eligibility she has left? The Cougars could use some speed in their defensive backfield.

[UTJetdog]

Once this little punk thief's friends find out he was busted for shoplifting and taken down and held by a 110 lb lady dancer, yep he'll have to move and change his name....

http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148&sid=9475145

The poor kid may as well go ahead and get a sex change 'cus he just gave up any hope of ever receiving a man card.

That girl was great!