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    Latex Gloves

    A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.
    'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked.
    'No, I don't,' she replied.
    'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'
    She didn't crack a smile.
    'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.
    But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.
    'What's so funny?' he asked.
    'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'
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    Oh, the worst job ever has got to be the condom factory fluffer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don
    Oh, the worst job ever has got to be the condom factory fluffer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don
    Oh, the worst job ever has got to be the condom factory fluffer.
    Or the guy who is in charge of making the Exra Small.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceaxe
    Quote Originally Posted by Don
    Oh, the worst job ever has got to be the condom factory fluffer.
    Or the guy who is in charge of making the Exra Small.....
    did you know that there are 3 sizes of condoms? large, medium, and caucasian.
    But if I agreed with you, we would both be wrong.

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    It's all a government trick to keep the minorities down..... we print XL on all the condoms sold in the ghetto and the minorities think they have an advantage over whitey and stop whining....


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