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Thread: Some "Walked into a bar" jokes
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12-10-2009, 08:55 PM #1
Some "Walked into a bar" jokes
Maybe these are old, oh well.
A grasshopper walked into a bar. The bartender said "Wow, we have a drink named after you".
The grasshopper said "Really? You have a drink called "Bruce""??
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A Priest, a Rabbi and Santa Claus walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "What, is this some sort of a joke?"
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A Baby seal walked into a club.....
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And for you musicians,
A "C, E flat and a G" walked into a bar. The bartender said, "Sorry, we don't serve minors here."
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Sorry, I laugh at my own jokes.......
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12-10-2009 08:55 PM # ADS
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12-10-2009, 09:09 PM #2
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12-24-2009, 10:20 AM #3
a pirate walks into a bar, the bartender says hey buddie whats with the steering wheel in your pants? pirate shrugs his shoulders and says arrr... its drivin me nuts
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12-24-2009, 12:32 PM #4
a duck walks into a bar. says "can i have a beer?"
bartender says "we dont serve ducks in here"
duck says "can i have a beer?"
bartender says "i told you we don"t serve ducks."
duck says "can i have a beer?"
bartender says "look, if you ask me one more time i am going to nail your bill to the bar."
duck says "got any nails?"
bartenders says "no"
duck says "can i have a beer?"But if I agreed with you, we would both be wrong.
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12-25-2009, 07:07 PM #5
A police officer was chasing a bank robber down the street. The robber ran around the corner and into a bar. Ouch!
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