circumcision

[ammon1953]

when i was born, my parents opted not to have me circumcized. however, when i turned five, they had second thoughts and decided that i needed the clipping. so they took me down to the local hospital and had them perform the procedure. the next day my father made me go to school. i was pale, sweaty, and just felt awful. my teacher finally told me to go to the office, call my father, and have him take me home.
a few minutes later, i came walking back into my classroom with my pants unzipped and hanging out. the teacher was appalled and asked what i was doing? to which i responded "my dad told me that if i could just stick it out until noon, he would pick me up."