Is your name Dave?

[accadacca]

[KapitanSparrow]

At the place where I work they throw out stuff out of the refrigerators every weekend unless it's marked as still good. I usually write "Please, do not throw out" on my milk and it's still there on Mondays. But recently I wrote "Do not throw out!" without "please" and with an exclamation point. And the bastards tossed it

[greyhair biker]

this is why I never use the fridge at work. I used to be a miner right? so I carry everything in my lunchbox. 'cept for water

[shlingdawg]

It's all fun and games til Angry Dave pisses in one of the bottles of Green Tea and Thief Dave drinks piss. I can't tell you how many things I left in my previous company fridge that were woefully contaminated - targeting the unsuspecting crook. All fun and games until you get dysentery.

[DaveOU812]

In fact it is....