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  1. 09-02-2009, 07:24 AM #1
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    Catholic church issues prayer to say before sex...

    Catholic church issues prayer to say before sex...


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-PRAY-sex.html
    "My heart shall cry out for Moab..." Isaiah 15:5
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    I think this is excellent!
    This may well bet he greatest form of birth control ever!
    The wife gets me hot and bothered and we have to pray before breaking in to a sweaty lust filled act, well god just kills my interest in poppin a load out.
    Good thing I am not catholic.
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  5. 09-02-2009, 10:02 AM #4
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    Oh, I thought it was the one the priests say before sex:

    "Oh God, please don't let me get caught diddling this alter boy..."
    "The eagle never lost so much time as when he consented to learn of the crow."

    -- Wm Blake
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    Hmmm.... this could be a good thing..... does my wife have to get on her knees before praying?

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    Do they have have a prayer to help someone who wants to have sex but has no partner?
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  8. 09-02-2009, 11:00 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Don
    Do they have have a prayer to help someone who wants to have sex but has no partner?


    You have to break the curse first.
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    I think this thread is headed for the Rubbish bin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedMan
    I think this thread is headed for the Rubbish bin.
    Of course it is. Afterall, DiscGo started it.

    Here is my contribution...
    The gostak distims the doshes.
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    Love the Flight of the Conchords. I'm sure glad that it's Wednesday with all this talk on here about this stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscGo
    Catholic church issues prayer to say before sex...
    Pray before, cry after.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brewhaha

    Of course it is. Afterall, DiscGo started it.
    "My heart shall cry out for Moab..." Isaiah 15:5
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