Girlfriends of the World, Take Note! (PIC)

[accadacca]

[Cirrus2000]

Hmmm. I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop...

Maybe an April Fools note???

[cilantro13]

Seriously, since I know that a real woman didn't write this, aren't you embarrassed that you write like a girl? Or did you hire somebody?

[Iceaxe]

You youngin's are are strange lot..... Maybe I'm missing something here.... but how is this good?

I preferred to see my wife greet me at the door holding a two margarita's and wearing nothing but a smile.....

[Cirrus2000]

You youngin's are are strange lot..... Maybe I'm missing something here.... but how is this good?

I preferred to see my wife greet me at the door holding a two margarita's and wearing nothing but a smile.....

Hmm, maybe I'm missing something, but... past tense? Maybe now you prefer her to be holding a couple of glasses of, say, a saucy cab sauv, or a spicy merlot?

But how can getting all tired and sweaty compare to Xbox and brownies?!? Priorities, man, priorities.

Then again, maybe I'll find out. My wife won an Xbox yesterday in an online contest. 2-4 weeks, and I'll try one for the first time.

[Iceaxe]

If you find the xbox more fun to play with than your wife I have some interesting news for you........

[Deathcricket]

If you find the xbox more fun to play with than your wife I have some interesting news for you........

Duh! But what if you have a PS3, Little Big Planet, 60inch screen, and 3 buddies waiting online to play with ya? WHAT DO YOU DO THEN, HUH?????

Actually it's a trick question. Just tell your buddies wait 2 minutes 35 seconds.

[Iceaxe]

Just tell your buddies wait 2 minutes 35 seconds.

[blueeyes]

Just tell your buddies wait 2 minutes 35 seconds.

Thats all you got? You better buy a nice toy for your wife!

[Jaxx]

Just tell your buddies wait 2 minutes 35 seconds

that long?!!?!? Way to go pal. What is your secret?

[Ih8grvty]

If you find the xbox more fun to play with than your wife I have some interesting news for you........

Just tell your buddies wait 2 minutes 35 seconds.

The only way I can finish in under 3 minutes is if IM alone.
I gots the twisty wristy action down and i know what I like!
Anything outside of the five knuckle shuffle and I know, she finishes before I do, or I will have nothing but a game of solitaire for a long time before she lets me try again.
Guess its a good thing I never really got in to video games, but who could when my generation had space invaders on atari?

[Ih8grvty]

My wife wrote me a note saying brownies on the stove are for ME, then I knwo they are good ones, and I would not be too upset at being home alone for a few extra hours waiting on her return, and Id be damned hungry by the time she got home to cook!

In real life however, the note she would leave would read something more like, I left, be home later, make dinner and take the trash out!
and do the damned dishes! see you by 10 or 11, give the dog a bath, she stinks, and do some laundry so I do not have to spend my weekend doing it all.

That may not be a word for word note, but if she went out with out telling me in advance, I can promise you, that is nearly exactly what it would say.
Your note, well while i think its a fake, is much nicer than what I would get.