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Thread: Buying a pig....
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07-09-2009, 12:55 PM #1
Buying a pig....
My mother just sent this to me.... enjoy..
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Women now realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....
1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.
2 Men are like. Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like .. Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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07-09-2009 12:55 PM # ADS
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07-09-2009, 02:43 PM #2
Ice I like your mother.
Nice list.
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07-09-2009, 05:58 PM #3
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Re: Buying a pig....
Originally Posted by Iceaxe
Never regret anything that made you smile!
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07-10-2009, 07:40 AM #4Originally Posted by blueeyesSome people "go" through life and other people "grow" through life. -Robert Holden
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