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06-07-2009, 11:51 AM #1
!!! CDC Alert !!! This affects ALL of you.
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by
hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via
any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your
private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you
should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or
both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If
you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK
is, sadly, controlling your life.
Get help immediately.
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06-07-2009 11:51 AM # ADS
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06-07-2009, 11:53 AM #2
I had this virus for many years.
Finally had to tell corporate america to piss off.
Cured me instantly.Please buy my book - "Paiute ATV Trail Guide" at www.atvutah.com - I need gas money!!!!
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06-08-2009, 01:09 PM #3
They try to infect me with WORK. So much so you'd think passing trigonometry and physics was no longer a requirement for an engineering degree. The managers aren't about to ask their own employees to do the math. They have to budget for that labor. "Just take your best guess." "When it fails testing, they'll come back with all the calculations showing why."
It's good I keep plenty of BEER on hand.seen all good people turn their heads each day so satisfied I'm on my way...
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