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    !!! CDC Alert !!! This affects ALL of you.

    The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly
    contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by
    hand, and even electronically.

    This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you
    receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via
    any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your
    private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you
    should immediately leave the premises.

    Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or
    both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and
    Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
    repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

    You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If
    you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK
    is, sadly, controlling your life.

    Get help immediately.



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    I had this virus for many years.
    Finally had to tell corporate america to piss off.

    Cured me instantly.
    Please buy my book - "Paiute ATV Trail Guide" at www.atvutah.com - I need gas money!!!!

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    They try to infect me with WORK. So much so you'd think passing trigonometry and physics was no longer a requirement for an engineering degree. The managers aren't about to ask their own employees to do the math. They have to budget for that labor. "Just take your best guess." "When it fails testing, they'll come back with all the calculations showing why."

    It's good I keep plenty of BEER on hand.
    seen all good people turn their heads each day so satisfied I'm on my way...

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