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  1. 06-04-2009, 08:43 AM #1
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    Girlology: Lesson 1 [Pic]

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    Wait!

    Isn't that how you get the guy?
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  4. 06-04-2009, 01:18 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by blueeyes
    Wait!

    Isn't that how you get the guy?
    No, you'd replace the gray section "Ignore her" with "Cleavage"
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  5. 06-04-2009, 01:28 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sombeech
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    Wait!

    Isn't that how you get the guy?
    No, you'd replace the gray section "Ignore her" with "Cleavage"
    gotcha
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  6. 06-04-2009, 02:42 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sombeech
    Quote Originally Posted by blueeyes
    Wait!

    Isn't that how you get the guy?
    No, you'd replace the gray section "Ignore her" with "Cleavage"
    I'm sorry, beech. I'm just not visualizing it. I think we need a pic to fully grasp your meaning.
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  7. 06-04-2009, 03:18 PM #6
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    As a guy I generally find it hard to ignore cleavage so this could create a conundrum, resulting is slight tear in the fabric of time, causing the destruction of all matter as we know it.

    Is it okay if I don't ignore cleavage?
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  8. 06-04-2009, 07:39 PM #7
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    Ha- Liked the pie chart! It kindof reminds me of some of the elements of my dating philosophy that I perfected the week before I started dating my wife!
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  9. 06-04-2009, 08:12 PM #8
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    We could make a reverse chart, showing what turns girls off.

    Gray area - Dreadlocks.
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  10. 06-04-2009, 08:39 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sombeech
    We could make a reverse chart, showing what turns girls off.

    Gray area - Dreadlocks.
    Was this feedback from the spousal unit?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedMan
    As a guy I generally find it hard to ignore cleavage so this could create a conundrum, resulting is slight tear in the fabric of time, causing the destruction of all matter as we know it.

    Is it okay if I don't ignore cleavage?
    Cleavage Good. Remember that respect the cleavage
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    Quote Originally Posted by greyhair biker
    Quote Originally Posted by RedMan
    As a guy I generally find it hard to ignore cleavage so this could create a conundrum, resulting is slight tear in the fabric of time, causing the destruction of all matter as we know it.

    Is it okay if I don't ignore cleavage?
    Cleavage Good. Remember that respect the cleavage




    Hey GB did you see me wave as a blew through GR at 3am last Saturday?
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedMan
    Quote Originally Posted by greyhair biker
    Quote Originally Posted by RedMan
    As a guy I generally find it hard to ignore cleavage so this could create a conundrum, resulting is slight tear in the fabric of time, causing the destruction of all matter as we know it.

    Is it okay if I don't ignore cleavage?
    Cleavage Good. Remember that respect the cleavage




    Hey GB did you see me wave as a blew through GR at 3am last Saturday?
    Why, were you showing cleavage?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sombeech
    Quote Originally Posted by RedMan
    Hey GB did you see me wave as a blew through GR at 3am last Saturday?
    Why, were you showing cleavage?
    Yeah, but it was up against the back of the seat...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cirrus2000
    Quote Originally Posted by Sombeech
    Quote Originally Posted by RedMan
    Hey GB did you see me wave as a blew through GR at 3am last Saturday?
    Why, were you showing cleavage?
    Yeah, but it was up against the back of the seat...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cirrus2000
    Quote Originally Posted by Sombeech
    Quote Originally Posted by RedMan
    Hey GB did you see me wave as a blew through GR at 3am last Saturday?
    Why, were you showing cleavage?
    Yeah, but it was up against the back of the seat...
    Can one of you ladies demonstrate the difference between crack and cleavage for Cirrus2000?

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    here a little crack and cleavage at the same time
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    here is a test for you all to take

    http://www.themishmash.com/2008/03/clevage-or-crac.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by blueeyes
    here is a test for you all to take

    http://www.themishmash.com/2008/03/clevage-or-crac.html
    ...Chere', you are awesome!
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