things that go good with cheetos

[Ride On]

this is a thread showing the greatness of cheetos and the things they go good with.

[DOSS]

Crunchy cheetos on a PB sandwich is a good way to go.. yep I said on not with :)

[greyhair biker]

Jalapeno Cheddar...MY personal fav dip 'em in queso dip for extra gutwrenching cheeze OR mix 'em in hot spicy chili - good and crunchy chili!...........and of course an ice cold MTN DEW!

[accadacca]

[Jaxx]

love puffy cheetos. Great with anything! I hate their new commercials though. Why is the tiger such a douche now? Wierdest marketing idea ever.

[Ride On]

I like the peanut butter idea ill have to try that later. but today im having heat and eat hot wings and a big ice cold dew

[trackrunner]

heard weed goes whith cheetos too

[Scott Card]

heard weed goes whith cheetos too

it think it is spelled "wiff" not "whith"

[Ih8grvty]

heard weed goes whith cheetos too

They do
I am however guessing that you already know that based on your spelling the word 'with' I would guess your currently having a dance with mary jane while you surf bogley.
If I were currently stondeded I never would of caught that.
BTW, my spelling of stondeded came from a stondeded experience. It was not accidentally misspelled here today.

The one time cheetos do not go well with weed, is during masturbation.

[RedMan]

Time for my Cheetos story.

Its starts with a joke.

Guy goes to the doc: "Doc my genitals are orange, wtf?"
Doc does dozens of tests. Can't find a thing wrong.
"So tell me about your social life", says the doc.
The guy chuckles, "what social life? I spent the whole weekend watching pornos and eating cheetos".

My brother tells this joke at work, then starts a running gag of leaving Cheetos in co-workers desks, cars, filing cabinets. This goes back and forth between several players It escalates to the point my brother is on a business trip when a knock comes at the hotel room door. He opens it and there stands a delivery girl with bag of Cheetos that must have been ten pounds, looked more like a garbage sack of Cheetos. She hands it to him and says "your movie is on channel 51". Turns and walks away.

So now whenever I go out of the country I mail him a small bag of Cheetos. You can't imagine how many countries have Cheetos. All printed in the local language.

[blueeyes]

I am sitting here laughing my ass off at the last two posts in this thread and wondering why???

Why?


Wait no I really don't want to know why!

I will never look at a bag of cheetos the same way again.

[denaliguide]

[Ih8grvty]

Time for my Cheetos story.

Its starts with a joke.

Guy goes to the doc: "Doc my genitals are orange, wtf?"
Doc does dozens of tests. Can't find a thing wrong.
"So tell me about your social life", says the doc.
The guy chuckles, "what social life? I spent the whole weekend watching pornos and eating cheetos".

My brother tells this joke at work, then starts a running gag of leaving Cheetos in co-workers desks, cars, filing cabinets. This goes back and forth between several players It escalates to the point my brother is on a business trip when a knock comes at the hotel room door. He opens it and there stands a delivery girl with bag of Cheetos that must have been ten pounds, looked more like a garbage sack of Cheetos. She hands it to him and says "your movie is on channel 51". Turns and walks away.

So now whenever I go out of the country I mail him a small bag of Cheetos. You can't imagine how many countries have Cheetos. All printed in the local language.

For the record, I heard a somewhat longer version of that same joke, atleast 10 or 15 years ago. That joke is why I made the comment I did, it is not made based on personal experience.

[Ride On]

On the pack of the giant cheetos bag it says "In fact its so big i bet you wont even be able to fit it in your mouth"

[RedMan]

The cheetos things is a running gag in our family now.

It ties in with another story.

My nephew is Autistic, we love him to death. His friend JD is also Autistic.
Their combined sense of humor is lost on me but they laugh all the time.
Imagine these two teenagers standing in my kitchen when they find a single popsicle in the freezer and decide to do rock paper scissors to determine who get it.

I am down the hall in my office and hear this exchange.

"1, 2, 3 - dang, lets do it again"
"1, 2, 3 - dang, lets do it again"
"1, 2, 3 - dang"
"How come I always get rock?"

I almost fell out my chair laughing.

If you do something silly in my family now the canned response is,
"I'll bet you get rock a lot, want some cheetos?"

Here is the perplexing thing. These two boys humor is so obtuse I do not
know if they were joking about something they had seen on a Sponge Bob cartoon or if the whole exchange was authentic. But damn it was funny.
I now know that they both love Sponge Bob and Patrick gets rock a lot too. Guess you had to be there.

[denaliguide]

SHELBYVILLE, Tenn.

[accadacca]

In fact its so big i bet you wont even be able to fit it in your mouth.

That's what she said.