DON'T! Touch my Pork N' Beans

[blueeyes]

Man allegedly stabs brother over pork and beans
April 15th, 2009 @ 7:18pm

GILLIAM, La. (AP) - A sheriff's deputy said a 54-year-old man stabbed his 63-year-old brother during an argument in their kitchen over a can of pork and beans. Sheriff's spokeswoman Cindy Chadwick said the suspect was booked Tuesday on one count of aggravated battery.

Chadwick said the brother was treated at a medical center for stab wounds in his left arm and shoulder blade.

Chadwick quoted Deputy Jairo Rivera as saying the two brothers had been drinking. Rivera said the suspect picked up a kitchen knife after his brother threw a punch at him but missed.

None of you had better even look at my Van D Camp Pork N' Beans in Moab!

Heaven help the rednecks!

[JP]

Heaven help the rednecks!

Rednecks I know of a brother that shot another over a slice of pizza, and that brother died No Rednecks in Connecticut.

[R]

It's not about beans or pizza or money or anything else - it's about being the alpha male. It's the classic pissing contest.