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04-06-2009, 07:09 PM #1
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
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04-06-2009 07:09 PM # ADS
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04-06-2009, 07:21 PM #2
Re: HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
Originally Posted by accadacca
I once wrote "for Blow Job" in the memo field to pay for a speeding ticket... the cashier at the court house window was not amused....
Sometimes I notice my humor goes unappreciated....
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04-06-2009, 07:39 PM #31. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit, as vital to our lives and water and good bread
- Edward Abbey
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04-06-2009, 07:52 PM #4
Re: HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
Originally Posted by accadacca
I literally laughed so hard I cried at these 4."My heart shall cry out for Moab..." Isaiah 15:5
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04-06-2009, 07:52 PM #5
This ones easy - Just go to the Political forum and write something in
"Gays greatest threat to America" topic. That seems to work...
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04-06-2009, 08:44 PM #6Originally Posted by CrazyFinn
Gays, LOL
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04-06-2009, 08:59 PM #7
Re: HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF
Originally Posted by accadacca
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