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Thread: Dear President Obama
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03-27-2009, 09:51 AM #1
Dear President Obama
Dear President Obama,
Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know, the one's down the street who in the good times refinanced their house several times and bought SUV's, ATV's, RV's, a pool, a big screen, two Wave Runners and a Harley. But I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?
P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me to start making those payments?
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03-27-2009 09:51 AM # ADS
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03-27-2009, 09:55 AM #2"My heart shall cry out for Moab..." Isaiah 15:5
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03-27-2009, 10:02 AM #3
Seriously funny
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03-27-2009, 10:26 AM #4
Soo True!!
Your safety is not my responsibility.
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03-27-2009, 10:31 AM #5
I'd be laughing my ass off, if I could stop crying long enough.
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03-27-2009, 12:25 PM #6
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03-27-2009, 03:00 PM #7
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03-31-2009, 08:42 AM #8
Dear President Obama,
Patriotic retirement:
There's about 40 million people over 50 years old....... in the work force - pay them $1 million apiece severance with the following stipulations.
1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - UNEMPLOYMENT FIXED
2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - AUTO INDUSTRY FIXED.
3) They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - HOUSING CRISIS FIXED.
You are bailing out the wrong people!
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03-31-2009, 10:42 AM #9
Only problem with that is it would leave an extra $40 Trillion in govt. deficit. I don't know about you, but I ain't footin THAT bill.
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03-31-2009, 11:32 AM #10Originally Posted by ilanimaka
It could be done with 40 million.... in other words... for about what AIG paid out in bonuses... give or take a few million...
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03-31-2009, 11:45 AM #11Originally Posted by Iceaxe
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03-31-2009, 12:25 PM #12
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03-31-2009, 12:42 PM #13Originally Posted by Iceaxe
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03-31-2009, 01:04 PM #14Originally Posted by jimflint1
40 million x 1 = 40 million so if we give each of them 1 dollar its 40 mil, give them each 1 million... 40 000 000 x 1 000 000 = 4.0
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03-31-2009, 01:12 PM #15
Don't confuse Congress with the math.
just get it on the house floor and it will pass.
They never read the damn things anyway.Please buy my book - "Paiute ATV Trail Guide" at www.atvutah.com - I need gas money!!!!
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03-31-2009, 01:23 PM #16Originally Posted by jimflint1
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03-31-2009, 01:52 PM #17
it was just a decimal error.But if I agreed with you, we would both be wrong.
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03-31-2009, 01:58 PM #18
You know.... a billion here and a billion there and pretty soon we are talking real money.
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03-31-2009, 01:59 PM #19
a decimal that needed to be moved SIX spaces to the right of the one!
Honestly? nothing occurred to me either till I saw check your math, then I started thinking "check your math? 1 times 40 mil is 40 mil......oh yeah"
I never was good at math, never did work in my head, I can do it, but I need a pen and paper and it takes me while to get an answer :D
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03-31-2009, 09:04 PM #20
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