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01-17-2009, 08:28 AM #1
When you have an I HATE MY JOB day
> When you have an I Hate My Job day,
> [Even if retired you sometimes have those days]
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> try this:
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> On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson
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> Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
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> Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
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> Now the fun part begins.
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> Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
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> 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. '
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> Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson '
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> HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
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01-17-2009 08:28 AM # ADS
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