HOLIDAY CHEERS TO YOU!!!

[abirken]

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila


Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another
cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves
a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
Cherry Mistmas !

[KapitanSparrow]

Ohhhhhh just the type of Christmas I love! Gonna do the family thing on Christmas Eve, then get drunk with my bro-in-law, then couple of more times in the following days. Heck, we'll get drunk on Tuesday before Christmas, heh

[blueeyes]

Alison I LIKE that recipe!!

[Last Child]

Mmmm. Mmmm. Sounds yummy. I would probably have to swap the Hose for Don Julio though. I just love the Julio. Especially for the sampling portion of the recipe.

[abirken]

Thanks guys! I may have to try this one this weekend. HAHA! Only thing is, I'd replace the tequila with vodka. Not a big tequila drinker. In any case, I read it out loud and cracked myself up so I thought you guys would think it's cute. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

[RedMan]

I have a Turkey recipe similar to that.
Tastes like a nice grilled Ribeye when your done.

[abirken]

I have a Turkey recipe similar to that.
Tastes like a nice grilled Ribeye when your done.

HAHAHAHHAHA!!

[live2ride]

That is pretty funny!