Shazaam

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Two guys are in a locker room when, one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his butt. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your butt?"

The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out.

He said, 'I am Shazaam, a Genie. I can grant you one wish.'

And I said, "No sh*t??? "