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  1. 11-12-2008, 09:15 PM #1
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    Rectum?! Damn near killed 'em!
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    :D Ah Richard! I have wanted to use that punch line since Chris Farley used it, and you couldn't have done it better!
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    I bought a buffalo like that down at Zion last month.
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