Judge disbarred for using a penis pumb in court!

[KapitanSparrow]

[quote=FoxNews]OKLAHOMA CITY

[DiscGo]

I don't know what a penis pump is. Is that like a vibrator for guys? What a weird story.

[JP]

There was another Judge with the same hangup or is this the same one?

[Felicia]

I'm sure someone will dig up the story on the internet, but the jist of it was there was a visiting court reporter that complained after hearing swooshing noises coming from under the bench during session. (The object is a suction type mechanism.) This had been going on for quite sometime and the court staff knew about it and were afraid to report it to their supervisors.

[KapitanSparrow]

I don't know what a penis pump is either, heh

[JP]

This has to be the same Judge. But, if I remember correctly, this happened sometime ago. Maybe it took him this long to go through the process of being barred.

[oldno7]

(The object is a suction type mechanism.)

I'll take Monica Lewinsky for $500, Alex

[Felicia]

This has to be the same Judge. But, if I remember correctly, this happened sometime ago. Maybe it took him this long to go through the process of being barred.

He's been in prison....it appears to be a formal proceeding to prevent him from ever obtaining his licence to practice law again after he resigned from the bench.

[RugerShooter]

OK, I just Googled "district judge Donald Thompson" and came up with this story from USA TODAY



[quote]Penis pump judge gets 4-year jail term

Former Oklahoma district judge Donald Thompson, shown in this June 29 photo, was found guilty on four counts of indecent exposure. The jury recommended a sentence of one year in prison and a $10,000 fine on each count..
Enlarge The Oklahoman file photo via AP
Former Oklahoma district judge Donald Thompson, shown in this June 29 photo, was found guilty on four counts of indecent exposure. The jury recommended a sentence of one year in prison and a $10,000 fine on each count..
BRISTOW, Okla. (AP)

[RugerShooter]

If this don't get this thread moved to the "rubbish bin" I don't know what will

I don't know what a penis pump is. Is that like a vibrator for guys? What a weird story.

This is a penis pump

[Last Child]

From the court transcripts:

One Swedish-made penis enlarger.

That's not mine.

One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Donald Thompson.

I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.

One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Donald Thompson.

I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.

One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Donald Thompson.

OH BEHAVE!

[R]

I have N E V E R been prouder to be an Oklahoman.

[abirken]

Ew.....someone posted a photo of a penis pump. I have no further comment.

[KapitanSparrow]

Ew.....someone posted a photo of a penis pump. I have no further comment.

Come on Alison, at least it looks like a brand new penis pump, not a used one. Look! No scratches on the plastic

[abirken]

It's soooo shiny? And so pretty and new? I think that's the only way I'd like to see one. HAHA!

[Last Child]

shouldn't have

[Brewhaha]

What is this, bodily fluids day on Bogley?

First, the Ben and Jerry's Breast Milk Ice Cream and now the Penis Pump. I sure hope no one mixes up these stories.

[JP]

He's been in prison....it appears to be a formal proceeding to prevent him from ever obtaining his licence to practice law again after he resigned from the bench.

Yea, it's him, just saw the picture. Judges basically have that title for life and in very few instances do they ever loose that status.

[Last Child]

Oh man...I am so bumbed that no one caught my Austin Powers rip off.

[devo_stevo]

Oh man...I am so bumbed that no one caught my Austin Powers rip off.

Don't be sad. I got it. I decided I better not mention "machine gun jublees" though.