View Poll Results: What will be the first accident?

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  • Rear End

    12 60.00%
  • Roll Over

    3 15.00%
  • Motorcyclist

    1 5.00%
  • Side Swipe

    1 5.00%
  • Slam into the barrier

    1 5.00%
  • Road Rage

    2 10.00%
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Thread: Who will wreck first on the Legacy Parkway?

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    Who will wreck first on the Legacy Parkway?

    Who's it gonna be, and how? Who's going to be the famous first idiot to either Rear End somebody, or roll their truck while on the cell phone?

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    It'll be a woman (sorry, gals) that's too busy messing with her paint (I mean makeup) and choking on her hairspray to notice that everyone is braking. *Rear End*


    I'll admit that an old man wearing a hat (in a Buick) was in close contention though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LOAH
    It'll be a woman (sorry, gals) that's too busy messing with her paint (I mean makeup) and choking on her hairspray to notice that everyone is braking. *Rear End*


    I'll admit that an old man wearing a hat (in a Buick) was in close contention though.
    I disagree with you. It will be some stupid ass texting on his/her phone.
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    I have to agree here with the phone. Not much pisses me off more than seeing somebody on their phone TRYING to drive and causing more problems than if they'd just PULL OVER and phone
    Someones gonna get rearended and it doesnt matter if its a man or a woman

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    I am going to go and hit some bastard driving the posted speed limit....LOL not really, I did go and drive it today and it was quite nice, I am going to take the road bike out and ride the 14 mile trail next to it as an out and back.



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    I went with road rage, because the Damn speed limit is only 55 mph it is kind of hard to rear-end somebody at that speed if you are paying attention to the road, but then nobody does that they only pay attention to the text message that just came in to there phone

    It won't be me who does the first wreck I went on it already today, and probally won't get back to that area again for some time. It is a nice road, but has the same old utah bridges that throw you in the air when you go over them, and as for the 55 MPH speed limit NOBODY was doing it I was going 60, and was being passed by most everybody.

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    It is only 55mph? Sounds like someone is trying to make some cash to pay for the cost of building it.

    Unless you are the old man in a hat driving a buick no one goes 55mph.
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    Oh I've got it!

    It will be a rear end collision because the oldman in the hat driving a buick is actually going 55mph and the stupid ass texting will rear end him.
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    I voted for a road rage incident as well. Everybody's gonna treat this thing like the Autobahn because they're so sick of I-15

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    I'm going with slam into the barrier, simply because I've seen how old people drive in ST george. They are all over the frigging road and can barely see over the steering wheel. So since there was no option for head on collision I have to assume there is some sort of barrier preventing that from happening.

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    I'm going with Motorcyclist because, A: Nobody else has yet. B: Some idiot twenty-year old on a bullet bike will think the posted 55mph only applies to old men-in-hats-driving-a-Buick and will weave in and out of traffic until he hits either a barrier or rear-ends some OMIHDAB who brakes for some migrating mallards out of the adjacent wetlands.
    Are we there yet?

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