smokin'

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smokin'


Mabel and Iris, two old ladies, were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain. At that point, Mabel pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.


Iris:"What's that?"

Mabel: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."
Iris: "Where did you get it?"


Mabel: "You can get them at any drugstore."


The next day, a very interested Iris hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.


The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers, to which Iris replied,

"It doesn't matter, as long as it fits a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted on the spot.