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    Drink Wine!

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    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine . . . and
    those who don't.
    As Ben Franklin said, "In wine there is wisdom, in
    beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."
    In a number of carefully controlled trials,
    scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1
    liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
    would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
    Escherichia coli (E. coli) - bacteria found in
    feces. In other words, we are
    consuming 1 kilo of
    poop. (That's over 2 pounds.)
    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine
    & beer (or
    tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
    because alcohol has to go through a purification
    process of boiling, filtering,and/or fermenting.
    Remember: Water = Poop
    Wine = Health
    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid
    than to drink water and be full of shit.
    There is no need to thank me for this valuable
    information. I'm doing it as a public service

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    Good stuff.
    Another good Franklin quote:

    'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.' - Benjamin Franklin

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    BO! This is great. HAHA!! Give me a nice glass of full bodied red, especially in the winter and it's a little slice of heaven.

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    I just received an email with the exact text yesterday. Coincidence? I also received a racist joke about Mexicans, heh.
    "Always look at the bright side of life"

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    Quote Originally Posted by tanya
    If I start posting on a drinking thread I know it will end up in the rubbish bin.
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