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08-21-2008, 06:40 AM #1
Drink Wine!
drink wine
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine . . . and
those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said, "In wine there is wisdom, in
beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1
liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli (E. coli) - bacteria found in
feces. In other words, we are
consuming 1 kilo of
poop. (That's over 2 pounds.)
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine
& beer (or
tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering,and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid
than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable
information. I'm doing it as a public service
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08-21-2008 06:40 AM # ADS
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08-21-2008, 07:01 AM #2
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08-21-2008, 07:02 AM #3
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08-21-2008, 07:44 AM #4
BO! This is great. HAHA!! Give me a nice glass of full bodied red, especially in the winter and it's a little slice of heaven.
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08-21-2008, 07:45 AM #5
I just received an email with the exact text yesterday. Coincidence? I also received a racist joke about Mexicans, heh.
"Always look at the bright side of life"
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08-21-2008, 08:00 AM #6
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If I start posting on a drinking thread I know it will end up in the rubbish bin.
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08-21-2008, 09:49 AM #7Originally Posted by tanya
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08-21-2008, 11:06 AM #8
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