WORDS WOMEN USE

[accadacca]

(1) FINE: this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. DON'T DO IT!

(5) LOUD SIGH: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistakes.

(7) THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "THANKS A LOT" - that is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "You're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever")

(8) WHATEVER: Is a woman's way of saying Screw You!

(9) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's Wrong?"

[abirken]

WHATEVER! in comment to this thread.

[accadacca]

WHATEVER! in comment to this thread.

The truth hurts?

[Redpb]

Not Tonight: This is used when she is trying to sleep and finds you fondling her breasts.

I Have a Headache: See Above.

[CHILDS NAME] Can Hear Us: See Above, usually used first thing in the morning.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?: See Above. usually after a long day of denials.

[Jaxx]

Poor Red, his wife just had a baby. That is all that is on his mind right now

[abirken]

WHATEVER! in comment to this thread.

The truth hurts?

You know I'm just teasing ya. It is funny........and I hate to admit it, but it's true.

[Redpb]

Poor Red, his wife just had a baby. That is all that is on his mind right now

This is true.
In the meantime I'll just play with yours!

[Deathcricket]

You forgot the most lethal move of all. The brain ninja move!! Watch for the foot tap, that's how you know when it's coming.

P.S. Bad words though...

[Sombeech]

How 'bout:




NO

[tanya]

I think I will keep this list and make sure I don't do those again.



Who knew.... I know it does not fit here, but listening to it and love it.

odd says its not there but I am listening to it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJmghwq7k2I

[Last Child]

I can't remember where I saw it but this reminds me of a funny motorcycle classified add where the guy was selling his new motorcycle because...

"I guess do whatever you want doesn't mean what I thought"

[tanya]

You forgot the most lethal move of all. The brain ninja move!! Watch for the foot tap, that's how you know when it's coming.

P.S. Bad words though...

That is good.