Funny story but sick lol

[1Aussie]

SUN HERALD newspaper article, Australia, August 13
A MAN is lucky to still have a penis after he inserted it in a metal park bench and became stuck, doctors say.

At least a dozen police and emergency services workers were called to the park in Hong Kong after 41-year-old Le Xing

[1Aussie]

Wow, I thought park benches were to sit on

[Sombeech]

So technically, what time would it have to be in the morning, to where he'd have to buy that bench some breakfast?

Because if he's outta there by 1 am, you know, it's a no go. But if he spends the night, say until 6 am? I'd say there's breakfast, or at least the cab fare.

[sparker1]

Oh the embarrassment. That was the smallest knothole in the entire park.

[Deathcricket]

Too poor to afford a vacuum cleaner like the rest of us?

[abirken]

One more reason why I am proud to own a vay jay jay. I can sit on a park bench with no problems.

[JP]

That's one heck of a *ockring

[1Aussie]

gotta' admit those benches are pretty darn sexy

[KapitanSparrow]

I thought parks were supposed to be safe!