GERMANS AND POLES GO TO WAR...AND THIS TIME THEY'RE NAKED

[KapitanSparrow]

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A RESORT shared by Germany and Poland has sparked fighting on the beaches after Polish sun-lovers said 'NEIN' to German nudies.

The Usedom beach on the German -Polish border has become a fresh battle ground for the two Countries now that a fence separating them has been removed.

While on one side of the beach the exhibitionist German's love nothing more than letting it all hang out in the sunshine it's the opposite for the prudish Poles who prefer to cover up and keep their modesty.

According to leading German website BILD.com the liberal German's are outraged by their Polish neighbour's and their conservative ways and vowed to hang on to their freedom by simply refusing to cover up any of their white bits.

44-year-old naked beach-goer Elke Bernholz is certainly not amused and said: "It's a nudist beach. It's terrible, that the Poles come over dressed and stare."

And fellow German nudie Ines M

[sparker1]

The Poles should bring swords to the beach. The nudists might get the message.

[KapitanSparrow]

I think right now it's a lot of wait and see on the part of the Poles, or rather see with your binoculars naked German women and wait, heh. But I do feel Germans are too "free" by world standards. I remember vacationing in Croatia a number of years ago and sure enough, Germans arrived, fat women went topless in the campground, and on the beach? Anything goes, heh.

[greyhair biker]

having a dad that grew up in East Berlin...in the 40's no less...they vacationed on the Baltic Sea coast...as nudists ( I come by it honestly ) they have a very different 'view' on nudity & what is 'proper'. very hard to judge a people whp are brought up like that.
(pssst. i havent had a tan line for years)

[BruteForce]

Having spent my first 17 years of life in Germany, I know about the lack of modesty.

Additionally, a few years ago I took my wife to Holland. At the beach, almost everyone was naked (men and women). In the gift shop on the beach, we were bumping against privates shopping for shirts, etc..

Quite a different lifestyle.

I do have great video footage of some awesome volleyball matches, however!

[KapitanSparrow]

Not that there's anything wrong with that, heh.