holey moley

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A papa mole, a mama mole, and a just born baby mole all live together in a little mole hole. One day, they were very excited to see that they had built a brand new International House of Pancakes next to their mole hole and it was opening that day!


Papa mole stuck his head out of the hole, sniffed the air and says,


"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"

Mama mole stuck her head out of the hole, sniffed the air and says,

"Oh, Yum! I smell honey!"

Now the baby mole, for the first time ever, decided to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles were in the way.

In frustration, he whined, "Geez, all I can smell is ....


Mole..asses!"