Police officer shot this morning

[JP]

George Carlin is that you? That's gotta be a record for the fastest reincarnation ever!

Na, James lacks humor.

Go ahead...... mock me!

That's about sums him up, wouldn't lose any sleep over it.

[parrothead_madness]

[quote=James_B_Wads2000]

When ever I get pulled over, I roll down both front windows, shut off my vehicle and place the keys on the dashboard. Both hands are placed high on the streering wheel, in full view for the officer......all before he/she walks up to my window.

I go one step further and put the park brake on, turn on my hazards, recline the passenger seat, throw my wallet into traffic, tape my registration to the back window, pop my hood, disconnect the battery, deflate all four tires then jack up the car and remove all for tires and throw them in the median, I pull my shirt over my head like they do in hockey fights, then I pull my pants and underwear down and around my ankles, I put my hands in the air and turn my back to the officer and slowly walk backwards toward him yelling at the top of my lungs,

[Mooseman70]