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    The Rabbi & Priest

    A Rabbi and a Catholic Priest are walking and talking, when the priest abruptly asks if he can ask a potentially awkward question. The Rabbi has no problem with it, so he says "Sure, go ahead." The Priest says "As a point of your ordination, you had to vow to be kosher... have you ever broken that vow?" The Rabbi considers for a moment, and then replies that, yes, he once had had pork. He then asks if he might ask a similar question of the Priest. Feeling obligated, the Priest says he'd be fine with that. The Rabbi calmly asks if the Priest had ever broken his vow of chastity. The Priest, embarrassed, admits that he had once indulged. The Rabbi pauses briefly, smiles, and says "A lot better than pork, isn't it?"

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