NEW TO BOGLEY

[Canyongirl]

HEY, I'M A NOOBIE, I GREW UP CAMPING AND HIKING AND HAVE ALWAYS LOVED THE OUTDOORS AND HAVE LIVED IN UTAH MY WHOLE LIFE. I JUST GOT INTO CANYONEERING LAST YEAR AND I LOVE IT I HAVE ONLY DONE 3 CANYONS SO FAR. I HAVE DONE MYSTERY, KEYHOLE, AND SPRY. I AM SIGNED UP FOR THE NOOBFEST, AND AM WAY EXCITED TO DO MORE CANYONS.

[Alex]

Welcome to the site and the sport, you don't have to yell though (caps)

[Sombeech]

Hey man, welcome to the site! ...and don't worry about caps, I've worked with some of those jobs that you have to have the CAPS on all damned day long, and it sucks.

[tanya]

Another Canyoneer! Welcome!

[RugerShooter]

WELCOME, I LIKE CAPS

[bbennett]

WELCOME!

[Jaxx]

WELCOME! ARE YOU A MILF BY CHANCE? SORRY FOR YELLING BUT I ALSO ENJOY TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Crazy noobs, coming here yelling all the time!

J/K this is my wifey. Do I get something for having her sign up? e-cookie mabey?

[KapitanSparrow]

Welcome Canyongirl. Note to admins: can we request that all newbies disclose whether they're single and looking or not? ;-)

[Alex]

OMG I don't feel love anymore!!!! Traitors! That's all you guys are!

Welcome to the Jaxx's playground, Jaxx's wife, now he can't tell us about all his crazy raves and all his girlfriends he didn't tell you about.... we know it all!

Jaxx, that will be $5 per week for me to keep my mouth closed, just an FYI

[Alex]

Welcome Canyongirl. Note to admins: can we request that all newbies disclose whether they're single and looking or not? ;-)

This is a rule of thumb for the forums. If the nickname has a "girl" in the name. The user is either fake or married. In this case Jaxx's wife is married.

[KapitanSparrow]

Thanks Alex. I gotta go to talk to Tanya :-)

[Sombeech]

Thanks Alex. I gotta go to talk to Tanya :-)

[Alex]

Thanks Alex. I gotta go to talk to Tanya :-)

Make sure to talk with heavy accent, I think she likes that

[Jaxx]

Mabey it should be noted that she is "married and not looking"

She forgot to mention a canyon she has done. We did Ding and Dange loop a couple weekends ago and she was carrying our 7 month old baby in a carrier.

PS did you get my laundry done?

[Alex]

Mabey it should be noted that she is "married and not looking"

You have to specify that?

PS did you get my laundry done?

Ouch! I guess you are sleeping on the couch tonight

[KapitanSparrow]

Mabey it should be noted that she is "married and not looking"

PS did you get my laundry done?

You are married and have to do laundry? No wonder she's not looking, heh. Tanya I'm joking, it's not how I view women ;-)

[accadacca]

Welcome.

[Jaxx]

[quote="Alex"]

PS did you get my laundry done?

Ouch! I guess you are sleeping on the couch tonight

Na. She really is doing my laundry right now. I never have to do it, she is an awesome wife!

[Jaxx]

PS did you get my laundry done?

You are married and have to do laundry? No wonder she's not looking, heh. Tanya I'm joking, it's not how I view women ;-)

by "my laundry" I mean my clothes.

[sparker1]

Despite all the crap, Canyongirl, some of us are happy that you're here.