Best joke ever

[Alex]

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

The 1st floor sign on the door reads:

Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:

Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads:

Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.

[tanya]

I love it!

I am so glad cooking is not on the required list of preferred wives.

[Deathcricket]

I love it!

I am so glad cooking is not on the required list of preferred wives.

To quote Ice, "show up naked, bring food". Having money is a good 3rd option though.

[rockgremlin]

I would've stopped at the first floor...but then again, I'm easy.

[Iceaxe]

They need to put a food court on the first floor of the wife store.



When I got married the hot young stripper wife told me "I don't cook".

Being the foolish person that I am, I just thought that she didn't know how to cook, but that she would learn.

Nope! come to find out it meant she don't cook.

[Scott Card]

Nope! come to find out it meant she don't cook.

That explains the jerky and Gaitoraid and skipping breakfast.

[Teleken]

No worries I have a "Will cook for sex" sign at the ready.

[Iceaxe]

A friend of mine recently built a new home. His wife told him she wanted double ovens in the kitchen. He just laughed and asked her "Don't you mean double microwaves".

[DiscGo]

That is a great joke!