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02-29-2008, 04:54 AM #1
Best joke ever
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
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02-29-2008 04:54 AM # ADS
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02-29-2008, 07:42 AM #2
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I love it!
I am so glad cooking is not on the required list of preferred wives.
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02-29-2008, 08:01 AM #3Originally Posted by tanya
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02-29-2008, 08:15 AM #4
I would've stopped at the first floor...but then again, I'm easy.
It's only "science" if it supports the narrative.
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02-29-2008, 08:37 AM #5
They need to put a food court on the first floor of the wife store.
When I got married the hot young stripper wife told me "I don't cook".
Being the foolish person that I am, I just thought that she didn't know how to cook, but that she would learn.
Nope! come to find out it meant she don't cook.
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02-29-2008, 08:53 AM #6Originally Posted by IceaxeLife is Good
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02-29-2008, 08:56 AM #7
No worries I have a "Will cook for sex" sign at the ready.
I'm not in Utah, but I like Utah, really..
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02-29-2008, 09:28 AM #8
A friend of mine recently built a new home. His wife told him she wanted double ovens in the kitchen. He just laughed and asked her "Don't you mean double microwaves".
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03-01-2008, 11:57 AM #9
That is a great joke!
"My heart shall cry out for Moab..." Isaiah 15:5
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