Which church should you join? Let Belief-O-Matic decide.

[Brewhaha]

Are you tired of making all the important decisions in this life (and the next) all by yourself?

Do you believe that, with today's technological advances, you shouldn't have to spend precious time picking where you should worship?

Are you finally ready to trust your eternal soul to the source of all truth and knowledge - the internet?

Check out Belief-O-Matic and find out where you should be next Sunday (or Saturday or Friday).

http://www.beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html

FYI, here are my results (anyone have any Bahai literature I can borrow?):

1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (94%)
3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (93%)
4. Jehovah's Witness (87%)
5. Bah

[Udink]

Here are my results:

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Nontheist (90%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (90%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (85%)
5. Liberal Quakers (68%)
6. Neo-Pagan (66%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (57%)
8. Taoism (52%)
9. Reform Judaism (51%)
10. New Age (44%)
11. New Thought (43%)
12. Scientology (43%)
13. Sikhism (38%)
14. Mahayana Buddhism (37%)
15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (37%)
16. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (29%)
17. Orthodox Quaker (29%)
18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (28%)
19. Bah

[tanya]

My score --- I think Jehovah's Witness should avoid knocking on my door.


1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
3. Nontheist (80%)
4. Liberal Quakers (73%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (68%)
6. Neo-Pagan (63%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (60%)
8. Reform Judaism (46%)
9. Taoism (45%)
10. New Age (44%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (34%)
12. Bah

[tanya]

Here are my results:

Betcha can't guess which church I belong to.

Looks like they better not knock on your door either.

[Cirrus2000]

[quote=Beliefnet]
1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
3. Nontheist (77%)
4. Liberal Quakers (75%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (69%)
6. Neo-Pagan (64%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (57%)
8. Taoism (50%)
9. New Age (48%)
10. Orthodox Quaker (38%)
11. Reform Judaism (38%)
12. Mahayana Buddhism (37%)
13. Bah

[tanya]

I wondered the same thing... they are a bit confused! Funny... I never even noticed one ad. I must be blind to them all.

[LOAH]

I had a hard time finding good answers for my beliefs.

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (98%)
3. Theravada Buddhism (95%)
4. New Age (94%)
5. Mahayana Buddhism (86%)
6. Secular Humanism (86%)
7. Liberal Quakers (82%)
8. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (68%)
9. Bah

[greyhair biker]

1. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (100%)
2. Jehovah's Witness (85%)
3. Orthodox Judaism (77%)
4. Sikhism (70%)
5. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (68%)
6. Bah

[Mtnman1830]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Neo-Pagan (94%)
3. Liberal Quakers (91%)
4. New Age (87%)
5. Mahayana Buddhism (83%)
6. Secular Humanism (81%)
7. New Thought (76%)
8. Reform Judaism (71%)
9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (71%)
10. Scientology (70%)
11. Hinduism (66%)
12. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (61%)
13. Taoism (61%)
14. Theravada Buddhism (58%)
15. Bah

[DirkHammergate]

Taking the Mormon out of me is like taking the Pimp out of the Hammer. I like the Mormon belief system, I just don't go, I noticed they didn't ask anything about 10%, that probably would have bumped me into the Mainline Liberal Christian Protestant category...

[b]1. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (96%)
3. Jehovah's Witness (88%)
4. Liberal Quakers (85%)
5. Bah

[JP]

Even the Church of Environmentalism got a question in

Revering nature or the environment should be fundamental.

[fourtycal]

I guess my parents chose right for me

1. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (100%)
2. Jehovah's Witness (86%)
3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (74%)
4. Bah

[Rev. Coyote]

Unitarian Universalist. Which is pretty close to what I preach at Coyote Chapel.

Everyone say A-MEN!

[fouristhenewone]

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Secular Humanism (96%)
3. Liberal Quakers (77%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (77%)
5. Neo-Pagan (73%)
6. Nontheist (66%)
7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (61%)
8. New Age (61%)
9. Mahayana Buddhism (47%)
10. Taoism (44%)
11. Reform Judaism (39%)
12. Orthodox Quaker (35%)
13. Scientology (30%)
14. Bah

[Rev. Coyote]

What I find funny is that those of you who have the LDS religion so high in their lists have Jehovah's Witness very close behind. For as much as the two religions bash on each other, they are remarkably alike.

Kind of like Papists (I mean Catholics) and Episcopalians.

[tapehoser]

1. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (100%)
2. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (97%)
3. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (85%)
4. Orthodox Quaker (82%)
5. Jehovah's Witness (76%)
6. Eastern Orthodox (75%)
7. Roman Catholic (75%)
8. Bah

[DaveOU812]

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
3. Liberal Quakers (83%)
4. Nontheist (83%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (80%)
6. Neo-Pagan (77%)
7. Reform Judaism (76%)
8. Theravada Buddhism (73%)
9. New Age (62%)
10. New Thought (58%)
11. Taoism (56%)
12. Scientology (55%)
13. Bah

[tanya]

Interesting! So unlike your brother!

[Gutpiler_Utahn]

1. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (100%)
2. Jehovah's Witness (84%)
3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (73%)
4. Orthodox Judaism (69%)
5. Bah

[abirken]

Kind of what I thought it would be......................

When the Jehovas knock on my door every Saturday morning to give me the latest Witness magazine, I just answer the door topless- with a beer in my hand, tattoos showing. But they keep coming back? What am I doing wrong?


1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. New Age (97%)
3. Unitarian Universalism (94%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (91%)
5. Mahayana Buddhism (86%)
6. Liberal Quakers (85%)
7. Secular Humanism (78%)
8. Taoism (74%)
9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (69%)
10. Jainism (68%)
11. Scientology (67%)
12. New Thought (64%)
13. Orthodox Quaker (64%)
14. Reform Judaism (64%)
15. Sikhism (55%)
16. Hinduism (54%)
17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (51%)
18. Bah