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01-17-2008, 07:37 PM #1
9 PHRASES WOMEN USE
1. Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1 above).
4. Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh:
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever:
Is a women's way of saying F@!# YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
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01-17-2008 07:37 PM # ADS
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01-18-2008, 10:29 AM #2
Those are actually pretty accurate with my wife
The man thong is wrong.
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01-18-2008, 02:13 PM #3
That's an honest list, I'd say........................
Here's one I received via e-mail the other day, and it's worth sharing!
When girls don't put out!
This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart.
Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'
I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
"All roads, all codes!"
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01-18-2008, 03:08 PM #4
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Originally Posted by Iceaxe
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01-18-2008, 04:08 PM #7
10) Shit, my husband's home early.
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01-18-2008, 07:51 PM #8Originally Posted by tanya
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01-18-2008, 11:47 PM #9
That list is fun and everything, but it leads you down the road of thinking that you have women figured out, I'd be surprised if that was the case.
Hell, I can't figure women out, and I have the Hazardous Material Data Sheet-
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01-19-2008, 07:29 AM #10
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Re: 9 PHRASES WOMEN USE
Originally Posted by Iceaxe
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01-19-2008, 01:34 PM #12
Re: 9 PHRASES WOMEN USE
Originally Posted by tanya
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01-19-2008, 03:38 PM #13
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Re: 9 PHRASES WOMEN USE
Originally Posted by Iceaxe
Really? Freudian Slip?
Might? Yours or Hers
The power, force, or influence held by a person or group.
Physical strength.
Strength or ability to do something. See synonyms at strength. See Regional Note at powerful.
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01-19-2008, 03:52 PM #14
might = met
Not a Freudian Slip.... My post reads like someone eating a muffin talks..... therefore I must have been eating muffins.
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