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    A bus load of catholic school girls go over a cliff and they all die. At the pearly gates they line up to get into heaven. St. Peter asked the first girl "have you ever had contact with a penis?"
    The girl replied "just once I touched one with the tip of my finger"

    "Dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and go on thru" he said. The next girl stepped up and St. Peter again asked "And have you ever had contact with a penis?"

    Blushing she told him she had once stroked one

    "That's ok just dip your hand in the holy water and go on thru" he told her

    Just then he sees one girl pushing her way to the front of the line, "What's the hurry?" he asked her

    "No hurry" she said "I just want to gargle the holy water before Tiffany dips her ass in it"

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