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Three Italian Nuns go to heaven, and God Says, " You've been amazing, I'm going to send you back as anyone you want." Nun No. 1 says, "I want to go back as Bridgette Bardot." God says, "Granted", and sends her back to earth. Nun No. 2 says, "I want to go back as Gina Lollobrigidia." And God says, "Have a great time," and sends her back down. The third nun says, "I want to go back as Sahara Pip-a-leeni!" And God says, "whose that?" She pulls out a newspaper that reads, SAHARA PIPELINE LAID BY 230 MEN.