If you could have a UFC style fight.....

[Iceaxe]

Which uUtahan would you enter the octagon with, and why?

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[Deathcricket]

Easy...

Answer: James ( I cant recall his full name sorry)

Reason: Cause he wouldn't hit me back. That would hurt.

[James_B_Wads2000]

Good choice deathcricket. I wouldn't be much of a challenge considering I'm an overweight, out of shape, physically disabled pacifist.

But I think the real reason you would want me in there is because in those type of fights after a punch or two , the rest of the fight is spent rolling around on the floor together.

And I know you want this:


deathcricket is a chubby chaser!



James

[Bo_Beck]

[quote="Iceaxe"]Which uUtahan would you enter the octagon with, and why?

For me it's easy too: Tanya.....#2 in the world in Judo in her weight division...It would be over quick and when I woke up I could go drink some of that San Miguel Beer from Cebu City to cure my headache!

[sparker1]

I'd love to rassle with Savanna. Even if she kicked the crap out of me, it would be worth it. If I ever got on top though, it would all be over.

[DiscGo]

Iceaxe-

Maybe If I won, he'd show me some respect.

[LOAH]

I'd step into the octagon with anyone of you. That doesn't mean I'd win, but it means I'd fight!

But I'm typically pretty mellow and I don't encourage violence (other than gutting fishies!!!).

[savanna3313]

I'd love to rassle with Savanna. Even if she kicked the crap out of me, it would be worth it. If I ever got on top, thought, it would all be over.

You can overpower me anyday Sparky! Be careful now though......remember - there are certain things that are illegal here in the state of Utah!!

[donny h]

Which uUtahan would you enter the octagon with, and why?

I have no beef with anyone here, so I will pick who I wouldn't want to face in the ring:

Any of you ladies. Especially the tiny crazy ones.

I have no fear of big dudes hitting me, been there done that, it ain't the end of the world, it sucks, but it's not the end of the world (I'm a big guy myself, 6'4", 240ish).

What truly sucks is having a 95 pound cranked up psycho momma hanging off of your back, one hand twisting a fistful of beard hair, the other ripping your nostrils off.

That's who I don't want to see in the ring.

To summarize: Girls fight dirty. Call me.

[Iceaxe]

Iceaxe-Maybe If I won, he'd show me some respect.

Good Choice... I'm geared toward bleeding.

But I'm all about the love baby.... I'd prefer to sit ring side, drinking beer, and make snide yet mildly funny comments in hope of impressing the ring girls....

[R]

Do you guys remember the scene in Fight Club in Jack's workplace in which he fights himself and blames his boss when security arrives? I want to do THAT in the ring.

[Alex]

Do you guys remember the scene in Fight Club in Jack's workplace in which he fights himself and blames his boss when security arrives? I want to do THAT in the ring.

You'd lose!

[live2ride]

I could arrange these fights, The company I would for builds all of the cages for the UFC and we have ties with most locals. As a matter of fact Jeremy Horn was in here Monday and he is looking for more students for his gym, let me know if anyone is interested and I will get you the info.

One thing that you need to take out of the equation is size. In fighting it doesn't matter that you are 6'4 or what, those guys are usually the pussies because they never had to fight in there life.

[DiscGo]

Good Choice... I'm geared toward bleeding.

But I'm all about the love baby.... I'd prefer to sit ring side, drinking beer, and make snide yet mildly funny comments in hope of impressing the ring girls....

[Sombeech]

Jeremy Horn was in here Monday and he is looking for more students for his gym, let me know if anyone is interested and I will get you the info.

I would LOVE to start training, in fact I've thought about it for a couple of years now. I'm just worried about my knees. They dislocate easy, and I couldn't wear my carbon fiber brace in the ring.

Otherwise, I'd truly start training.

Besides, just don't touch the face.

[sparker1]

I'd love to rassle with Savanna. Even if she kicked the crap out of me, it would be worth it. If I ever got on top, thought, it would all be over.

You can overpower me anyday Sparky! Be careful now though......remember - there are certain things that are illegal here in the state of Utah!!

I've broken most of Utah's laws already, willing to do it again.

[tanya]

For me it's easy too: Tanya.....#2 in the world in Judo in her weight division...It would be over quick and when I woke up I could go drink some of that San Miguel Beer from Cebu City to cure my headache!

Careful... fighting gets me all excited ;)

[tanya]

Which uUtahan would you enter the octagon with, and why?

I have no beef with anyone here, so I will pick who I wouldn't want to face in the ring:

Any of you ladies. Especially the tiny crazy ones.

I have no fear of big dudes hitting me, been there done that, it ain't the end of the world, it sucks, but it's not the end of the world (I'm a big guy myself, 6'4", 240ish).

What truly sucks is having a 95 pound cranked up psycho momma hanging off of your back, one hand twisting a fistful of beard hair, the other ripping your nostrils off.

That's who I don't want to see in the ring.

To summarize: Girls fight dirty. Call me.

Not all girls!

[Iceaxe]

I'm not fighting any girls unless they agree to dress like Catwoman.

[savanna3313]

I'm not fighting any girls unless they agree to dress like Catwoman.

(Ok.....I can't resist)

Does this mean you enjoy being p****-whipped??