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Thread: Man accused of stealing dynamite
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12-31-2007, 10:41 PM #1
Man accused of stealing dynamite
http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=2411550
Garfield County authorities announced today that they arrested a man accused of stealing dynamite from his employer.
Richard Denson, a convicted felon, works for Dynatec Mining Corporation.
On Dec. 18, officers in an unrelated investigation were tipped to Denson's car. They found two sticks of dynamite, a detonation cord and a blasting cap.
Officers say they believe Denson took the dynamite from Dynatec, which operates a uranium mine in Garfield County.
Denson is out of jail on bail. Federal agents are still looking into the case.
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12-31-2007 10:41 PM # ADS
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01-01-2008, 06:27 AM #2
Hmmmmmmm, what would I do with some TNT, hmmmmmmmm
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01-01-2008, 06:22 PM #3
He and his buddy are going to trace the outline of the dynamite onto his ass, then make a tattoo. Ooooops.
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01-02-2008, 05:55 AM #4
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01-02-2008, 07:34 AM #5
That could turn out to be fun!
Two wheels are better than four, keep the rubber side down.
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01-02-2008, 09:41 AM #6
maybe he just read 'The Monkeywrench Gang'
Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit, as vital to our lives and water and good bread
- Edward Abbey
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01-02-2008, 10:28 AM #7
Re: Man accused of stealing dynamite
Originally Posted by Sombeech
He's risking federal prison over enough explosives to clear TWO tree stumps?
Moron.
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01-02-2008, 11:13 AM #8
Maybe he owns a golf course and is having a gopher problem...
It's only "science" if it supports the narrative.
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01-02-2008, 12:36 PM #9Originally Posted by rockgremlin
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01-02-2008, 12:48 PM #10
Like this, maybe.
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01-02-2008, 12:54 PM #11
painful. that is what he gets for sticking bottle rockets in his butt
The man thong is wrong.
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01-02-2008, 01:07 PM #12
A bit off topic but last year on a daily basis I parked next or near to a car, in the office complex parking lot, that had the back seat full (and I mean FULL) of books on bomb making, explosives, terrorist guidelines, etc. Scary stuff! I never saw the guy but I finally called the American Fork police. They showed up about an hour later, looked the car over and promptly drove off. Didn't do a dang thing! I guess they're too busy writing traffic tickets to fill their monthly quota. Oops! There's no such thing as a monthly quota, right?
Are we there yet?
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