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    Man accused of stealing dynamite

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    Garfield County authorities announced today that they arrested a man accused of stealing dynamite from his employer.

    Richard Denson, a convicted felon, works for Dynatec Mining Corporation.

    On Dec. 18, officers in an unrelated investigation were tipped to Denson's car. They found two sticks of dynamite, a detonation cord and a blasting cap.

    Officers say they believe Denson took the dynamite from Dynatec, which operates a uranium mine in Garfield County.

    Denson is out of jail on bail. Federal agents are still looking into the case.

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    Hmmmmmmm, what would I do with some TNT, hmmmmmmmm

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    He and his buddy are going to trace the outline of the dynamite onto his ass, then make a tattoo. Ooooops.
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    That could turn out to be fun!



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    maybe he just read 'The Monkeywrench Gang'
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    Re: Man accused of stealing dynamite

    Quote Originally Posted by Sombeech
    two sticks of dynamite
    Two measly sticks?

    He's risking federal prison over enough explosives to clear TWO tree stumps?

    Moron.

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    Maybe he owns a golf course and is having a gopher problem...
    It's only "science" if it supports the narrative.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockgremlin
    Maybe he owns a golf course and is having a gopher problem...



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    Like this, maybe.
    Attached Files Attached Files
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    painful. that is what he gets for sticking bottle rockets in his butt
    The man thong is wrong.

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    A bit off topic but last year on a daily basis I parked next or near to a car, in the office complex parking lot, that had the back seat full (and I mean FULL) of books on bomb making, explosives, terrorist guidelines, etc. Scary stuff! I never saw the guy but I finally called the American Fork police. They showed up about an hour later, looked the car over and promptly drove off. Didn't do a dang thing! I guess they're too busy writing traffic tickets to fill their monthly quota. Oops! There's no such thing as a monthly quota, right?
    Are we there yet?

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