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  1. 11-09-2007, 12:22 PM #1
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    Here I am UUTAH!

    Hello all! Here I am....YOUR very own superhero! I am here to restore order and battle the forces of evil with my noxious fumes! Evil cannot hide from me!
    The Amazing Fartman will use his gift of gas to fight crime and injustice wherever it is!!!
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  3. 11-09-2007, 12:47 PM #2
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    welcome! What do you use to fuel your flatulence. I guess you probably don't want to say since evil doers would be able to take away your powers if you did.
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  4. 11-09-2007, 04:54 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaxx
    welcome! What do you use to fuel your flatulence. I guess you probably don't want to say since evil doers would be able to take away your powers if you did.
    Young son, I was blessed with the gift of super noxious gas, which can be aimed up to 30 feet with with dead on accuracy in order to completely overcome a person. The potency of my flatulence can be increased 10 times supplemented with my super secret concoction.

    You can rest at ease UUTAH, as I will be looking over your forum, and I will come to the rescue whenever evil is sensed! HAVE NO FEAR, THE AMAZING FARTMAN IS HERE!!!

    ~TAF
    The Amazing Fartman will use his gift of gas to fight crime and injustice wherever it is!!!
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  5. 11-10-2007, 08:04 PM #4
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    Welcome Fartman, we need a superhero
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  6. 11-11-2007, 03:34 PM #5
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    Hello shartman, I mean fartman Welcome to the site



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  7. 11-11-2007, 05:58 PM #6
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  8. 11-11-2007, 08:13 PM #7
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    Ah man I thought I smelt something. Stinky SOB. Welcome, I guess.

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  9. 11-12-2007, 11:16 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by live2ride
    Hello shartman, I mean fartman Welcome to the site
    Fartman has estimated that less than 3% of his deadly emissions release result in a misfire...AKA...a shart....so fear not of your superhero's abilities. However, fartman does carry extra pairs of underwear on his utility belt!

    Thank you for the warm welcome civilians! Your lives are closely safeguarded by me and my SUPERHERO ABILITIES!!! PPPPPRRRRR-----FFFFFF-----RRRAAAAAARRPPP!!!

    ~TAF over and out
    The Amazing Fartman will use his gift of gas to fight crime and injustice wherever it is!!!
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  10. 11-18-2007, 08:27 AM #9
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    Now, who prayed for this? Just what we need, another gaseous one. Welcome anyway.
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