Irishman vs Mormon

[Bo_Beck]

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman
on a flight from Green Bay . After the plane
was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which
was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the
Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be
savagely raped by a dozen whores than
let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back
to the attendant and said,

[tanya]

[quote=Bo_Beck]A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman
on a flight from Green Bay . After the plane
was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which
was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the
Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be
savagely raped by a dozen whores than
let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back
to the attendant and said,

[Sombeech]

Just think of the diseases though.

[tapehoser]

An Irishman and his brothers are together for the very last time. One is headed for the U.S. and the other to Australia. In honor of their last meeting, they decide that when they drink henceforth, they will each buy 3 pints of ale and drink them each, one sip at a time, in remembrance of their last drink together.

Years later, the Irishman has become a regular at the pub and everyone knows about his habit. He orders 3 pints and sips them each one-by-one until they are gone in remembrance of his brothers.

One fateful day, he walks into the pub and only orders 2 pints. A hush falls over the pub. He sits down and begins sipping the 2 drinks. The bartender quietly comes over and begins to offer his condolences for the loss of one of his brothers. "What are ye talkin' about? They're alive and well! I was just baptized a mormon and only ordered 2 because I can't drink!"