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  1. 09-20-2007, 04:07 PM #1
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    How to get banned from K-Mart

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  3. 09-20-2007, 04:11 PM #2
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    Hide this!

    'Beech needs none of these ideas!
    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/1892540827/ref=dp_image_z_0?ie=UTF8&n=283155&s=books

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  4. 09-20-2007, 04:21 PM #3
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    That is so awesome! That guy has balls.
    The man thong is wrong.
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  5. 09-20-2007, 04:33 PM #4
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    Sorry to stay, but this is not true http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/spree.asp, but still damn funny.
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  6. 09-20-2007, 09:45 PM #5
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    Good catch Davis. The format of this letter is too ridiculous to be taken seriously. It sounds more like a joke than an actual letter. The Kmart letterhead is a nice touch though.


    The condoms prank is my favorite -- I do that one to my friends on occasion -- only I use feminine hygiene products.
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  7. 09-21-2007, 05:08 AM #6
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    I had the same problem in the fitting rooms...
    Wilderness is not a luxury but a necessity of the human spirit, as vital to our lives and water and good bread
    - Edward Abbey
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  8. 09-21-2007, 07:04 AM #7
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    Another character to hide this list from... the ROCK!
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  9. 09-21-2007, 07:26 AM #8
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    When I'm in the store I'm always tossing strange items into other peoples basket when they are not looking......

    And when I'm in the store with my wife I'll occationally pull my pants way down and boxers way up like the young kids and walk with my wife holding her hand..... but I always walk about 1/2 step behind so she doesn't catch on for a while..... she hates that.
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  10. 09-21-2007, 07:27 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceaxe
    When I'm in the store I'm always tossing strange items into other peoples basket when they are not looking......

    And when I'm in the store with my wife I'll occationally pull my pants way down and boxers way up like the young kids and walk with my wife holding her hand..... but I always walk about 1/2 step behind so she doesn't catch on for a while..... she hates that.
    Guess that answers the age old quesion of "boxers or briefs?".....
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  12. 09-21-2007, 09:23 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by savanna3313
    Guess that answers the age old quesion of "boxers or briefs?".....
    Yeah baby..... gotta give Ferocious Fred some room to move.

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  13. 09-21-2007, 09:30 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceaxe
    Quote Originally Posted by savanna3313
    Guess that answers the age old quesion of "boxers or briefs?".....
    Yeah baby..... gotta give Ferocious Fred some room to move.

    Which brings up another age old question.....(for you Sparker1)

    Why do men name their "hoo-haws"? One guy I know named his Hercules.......I think because - like Hercules - it was more of a myth than a reality.....

    Ok guys......'fess up! Do you have a name?


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  14. 09-21-2007, 12:40 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by davis_b_1
    Sorry to stay, but this is not true http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/spree.asp, but still damn funny.
    bummer. Still some good ideas for a bored husband stuck shopping with the wife.
    The man thong is wrong.
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  15. 09-21-2007, 01:50 PM #14
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    great thread...

    [Confession]
    Jake Jr.. (My actual name is Jacob). Not given by me, but the wife. Why? I don't know..
    Used in a sentence. I haven't seen Jake Jr for a couple days, how is he doing? *wink*wink*
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