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Thread: Big Momma
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09-06-2007, 04:09 PM #1
Big Momma
Holy !@$#% I saw this huge freakin' creature running across my office floor. Scared the shizz outta me. I know there is no reference to size, but it must have been an inch and a half across. It was carrying its brood on its back and gave me the heebies. I couldn't bring myself to mash it with my shoe cause I didn't want to feel it burst...I smashed it with a swatter and vacuumed up the twitching corpse. I almost vomited. For those who love spiders....Tough, she crossed the wrong floor at the wrong moment.
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09-06-2007 04:09 PM # ADS
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09-06-2007, 06:25 PM #2
That's a midget, you wuss. In Florida, our spiders eat gila monsters for breakfast. (No offense intended for you wee people.)
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09-06-2007, 06:57 PM #3
Nice fro.
The gostak distims the doshes.
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09-07-2007, 08:34 AM #4
Yick! Looks like possibly a Wolf Spider (since it was roaming around, not in a web).
It's only "science" if it supports the narrative.
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09-07-2007, 10:16 AM #5
***shudder***
That totally looks like an afro
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09-07-2007, 10:27 AM #6
TERMINATE - WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!
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09-07-2007, 10:45 AM #7
Re: Big Momma
Originally Posted by chickenlicken
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09-07-2007, 11:29 AM #8
Re: Big Momma
Originally Posted by Udink
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09-07-2007, 01:47 PM #9
Sportin' a fro like so, that brutha was lookin' for the DISCO!!! He was just a cruisin' to show off his style...
~Jason
Man who run behind car become exhausted...
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09-07-2007, 02:08 PM #10
A little shot of PB Blaster would do the trick
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09-07-2007, 09:07 PM #11
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