Big Momma

[chickenlicken]

Holy !@$#% I saw this huge freakin' creature running across my office floor. Scared the shizz outta me. I know there is no reference to size, but it must have been an inch and a half across. It was carrying its brood on its back and gave me the heebies. I couldn't bring myself to mash it with my shoe cause I didn't want to feel it burst...I smashed it with a swatter and vacuumed up the twitching corpse. I almost vomited. For those who love spiders....Tough, she crossed the wrong floor at the wrong moment.

[sparker1]

That's a midget, you wuss. In Florida, our spiders eat gila monsters for breakfast. (No offense intended for you wee people.)

[Brewhaha]

Nice fro.

[rockgremlin]

Yick! Looks like possibly a Wolf Spider (since it was roaming around, not in a web).

[Shan]

***shudder***

That totally looks like an afro

[R]

TERMINATE - WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!

[Udink]

It was carrying its brood on its back and gave me the heebies.

Bleh, that would creep me out too. Did the babies scatter when you hit it with the swatter? You might end up with a bunch more that size in the future.

[chickenlicken]

It was carrying its brood on its back and gave me the heebies.

Bleh, that would creep me out too. Did the babies scatter when you hit it with the swatter? You might end up with a bunch more that size in the future.

Yeah they scattered and ran for their lives, but they didn't get far..and the vacuum cleaned up the rest of them.

[derstuka]

Sportin' a fro like so, that brutha was lookin' for the DISCO!!! He was just a cruisin' to show off his style...

[JP]

A little shot of PB Blaster would do the trick

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