Ten Politically Incorrect Truths About Human Nature

[tanya]

Men like blond bombshells (and women want to look like them)
Long before TV

[oldno7]

to quote Larry the cable guy-------

Us men really aren't that deep,

we enjoy sex and beer,thats all

[Randi]

to quote Larry the cable guy-------

Us men really aren't that deep,

we enjoy sex and beer,thats all

~ I just KNEW when I heard this song by Pat McCurdy, that I would know everything I ever needed to know about men! ; ) ~

St. Paul in his letter to the Ephesians
Said, "It came to me upon a midnight clear
I finished writing all of my gospel
Now all I seem to want is sex and beer"

Marc Antony looked down on Caesar's body
He said "Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me you ear
I did not come here to praise Caeser
I came here for sex and beer

Chorus
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the two things we hold dear
Sex and beer, sex and beer
Are the things we like ?round here

George Washington, he never crossed the Delaware
There was no midnight ride for Paul Revere
Ben Franklin never discovered electricity
They were too busy looking for sex and beer

Chorus

Charles Dickens gave us "Great Expectations"
Shakespeare gave us "Hamlet" and "King Lear"
Dostoyevsky gave us "Crime and Punishment"
Who the hell is gonna give us sex and beer

Chorus

From the city to the suburbs to the country
From the Southern to the Northern Hemisphere
They're holding a tremendous referendum
And everyone's choosing sex and beer

Chorus

They can take away my pride and my dignity
They can use up all my blood and sweat and tears
They can take away my name and give a number
But they can never take away my sex and beer

Chorus

We like sex and beer and sex and beer
And sex and beer
And sex
And beer

[tanya]

Men like blond bombshells (and women want to look like them)

Not true! I want to look like a fit, athletic, brunette bombshell.

Why men prefer women with large breasts, since the size of a woman's breasts has no relationship to her ability to lactate. But Harvard anthropologist Frank Marlowe contends that larger, and hence heavier, breasts sag more conspicuously with age than do smaller breasts. Thus they make it easier for men to judge a woman's age (and her reproductive value) by sight

[Deathcricket]

This part made me chuckle.

The other key ingredient is the promise of 72 virgins waiting in heaven for any martyr in Islam. The prospect of exclusive access to virgins may not be so appealing to anyone who has even one mate on earth, which strict monogamy virtually guarantees. However, the prospect is quite appealing to anyone who faces the bleak reality on earth of being a complete reproductive loser.

With a little modification the Muslim religion could really take off I think.

The other key ingredient is the promise of 72 hot, young, slim waisted, big breasted, blue eyed, and very fertile strippers waiting in heaven for any martyr in Islam.

Thank god they don't have a good marketing campaign. Not that I've been with a stripper, but my limited "virgin experiences" I would rather forget.