Rear-ended

[funintheslots]

This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was
preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop
light because I was not really paying attention. I had hot coffee in my
lap and I was running late.

'Great, just great', I moaned.

The driver opened his door........leaned out of his car and stared at me.
He was a dwarf. He got out, studied the damage on his bumper, and
walked towards me as I rolled down my window.

He said, 'I am not happy'...

To which I replied, 'Well..... which one are you then?'

[Kent K25]

Oooooooh Low Blow!