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Thread: Chuck Norris Facts
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06-20-2007, 08:15 AM #1
Chuck Norris Facts
Here are some funny Chuck Norris Facts. There are like hundreds of them on this site. Here are a few of my favorites:
- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one
- Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds
- It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes
- Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom
- Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky
Check this site out http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page1.html
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06-20-2007 08:15 AM # ADS
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06-20-2007, 08:28 AM #2
Re: Chuck Norris Facts
Originally Posted by shanehadman
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06-20-2007, 10:29 AM #3
CHUCK NORRIS DOES NOT USE A TOILET, HE KICKS THE HEAD OFF OF A HORSE EVERYDAY AND CRAPS IN IT'S WINDPIPE!
"You Sombitch's couldn't close an umbrella"
Sheriff Beuford T Justice
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06-20-2007, 11:11 AM #4
For the geekier among us:
Bruce Schneier knows Alice and Bob's shared secret.
When Bruce Schneier calculates the square root of a negative number the result is real.
If Bruce Schneier rot-13s a plaintext, it cannot be broken by applying rot-13 again.
http://geekz.co.uk/schneierfacts/
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06-20-2007, 11:26 AM #5
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries.
The man thong is wrong.
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06-20-2007, 11:26 AM #6
Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
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06-20-2007, 12:32 PM #7Originally Posted by Sombeech
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06-22-2007, 12:03 PM #8
* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
* Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
* Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
* When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnNever pistol whip someone with your gun...that could mar the finish.
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06-22-2007, 01:42 PM #9
I shouldn't admit that these totally crack me up but they do...
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