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    Chuck Norris Facts

    Here are some funny Chuck Norris Facts. There are like hundreds of them on this site. Here are a few of my favorites:

    - Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one

    - Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds

    - It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes

    - Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom

    - Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky

    Check this site out http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page1.html

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    Re: Chuck Norris Facts

    Quote Originally Posted by shanehadman
    - Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky

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    CHUCK NORRIS DOES NOT USE A TOILET, HE KICKS THE HEAD OFF OF A HORSE EVERYDAY AND CRAPS IN IT'S WINDPIPE!
    "You Sombitch's couldn't close an umbrella"
    Sheriff Beuford T Justice

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    For the geekier among us:

    Bruce Schneier knows Alice and Bob's shared secret.

    When Bruce Schneier calculates the square root of a negative number the result is real.

    If Bruce Schneier rot-13s a plaintext, it cannot be broken by applying rot-13 again.

    http://geekz.co.uk/schneierfacts/

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    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries.
    The man thong is wrong.

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    Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sombeech
    Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
    Now that one is hilarious

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    * There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
    * Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
    * Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
    * When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn
    Never pistol whip someone with your gun...that could mar the finish.

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    I shouldn't admit that these totally crack me up but they do...
    Life is Good

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