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    Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Wyoming...

    If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live

    in
    Wyoming.

    If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work
    there, you live in Wyoming.

    If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you
    live in Wyoming.

    If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with
    someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Wyoming.

    If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the

    weekend,
    you live in Wyoming.

    If you measure distance in squares of farm land, you live
    in Wyoming.

    If you know several people who have hit a cow more than
    once, you live in Wyoming.

    If you have gone from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you
    live in Wyoming.

    If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
    without flinching, you live in Wyoming.

    If you install security lights on your house and garage,
    but leave both unlocked, you live in Wyoming.

    If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how
    to use them, you live in Wyoming.

    If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you

    live
    in Wyoming.

    If the I-80 speed limit is 75 mph -- you're going 90 and everybody is
    passing you, you live in Wyoming.

    If driving is better in the winter because the potholes
    are filled with snow, you live in Wyoming.

    If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
    construction, you live in Wyoming.

    If you have more hours on your snow blower than miles on
    your car, yo u live in Wyoming.

    If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in Wyoming.

    If you understand these jokes, and forward them to all
    your Wyoming friends & others, you actually have lived in Wyoming (Or any
    number of other "Upper Midwestern" states).
    Never leave home without a headhunter.

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    That's pretty funny. Do you have a source?
    Let's Roll

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