Star Wars

[Iceaxe]

The Top 15 Han Solo Quotes You Need to Use in Regular Conversation

15. [b]

[Sombeech]

One of my favorite is from Luke back on Tatooine. "Uncle Owen, this R2 unit's got a bad motivator."

[Iceaxe]

Laugh it up, fuzzball

[Sombeech]

Don't get cocky. Now go kiss your sister.

[HEADHUNTER]

Don't get cocky. Now go kiss your sister.

I didn't know that Tatooine is in Alabama

[gonzo]

I use "What an incredible smell you

[stefan]

one my favorite han quotes is ...

Threepio: Sir, it's quite possible this asteroid is not entirely stable.
Han Solo: Not entirely stable?!! I'm glad you're here to tell us these things.

his sarcasm is brilliant.

[R]

I used to have a friend whose band needed a name. One he was considering was "Smokin' Owen."

[Sombeech]

Every time he talked to Princess Leah, it was either Your Highness, Majesty, etc.... out of pure sarcasm.

[HEADHUNTER]

You forgot one.

16, Beautiful, thats just beautiful!

When your daughter anounces at dinner that she's pregnant.

Can't claim this one - posted this on another forum and this is a response from someone there.

Pretty good

[stefan]

Every time he talked to Princess Leah, it was either Your Highness, Majesty, etc.... out of pure sarcasm.

and my favorite:

Your Highnessness

[LJ]

Love this thread - other than The Princess Bride (inconceivable) Star Wars is the movie I quote the most from. Always surprised when someone doesn't get it. The one's I use the most are 1, 6, 8, and of course 15 plus "Who's scruffy looking" is always good.

[stefan]

Love this thread - other than The Princess Bride (inconceivable)

"your intellect is dizzying"


one a friend of mine and i use frequently, either in conversation or online chatting

"let me esplain ... no there is too much, let me sum up."

[gonzo]

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

Quick aside: when my wife and I got married we wrote our own ceremony. We had it start with "Marriage. Marriage is what brings us together today". I was talking to the son of the judge who married us the other day and he said he begged his dad to say it like the Impressive Clergyman, but his dad refused. He didn't think it was supposed to be funny.

Actually, I think my most quoted movie is a toss up between The Big Lebowski and Office Space.

[stefan]

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

Actually, I think my most quoted movie is a toss up between The Big Lebowski and Office Space.

speaking of the big lebowski ... i just noticed someone called "the dude" is frequenting the forum

[Scott P]

More:

Han Solo: Don't get excited.

Princess Leia: Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited.

Han Solo: Sorry sweetheart. I haven't got time for anything else.

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Princess Leia: I hope you know what you're doing.

Han Solo: Yeah, me too.

[LJ]

Have Fun Storming the Castle!

You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It is going to get you in trouble someday.

Do you think he's using the same wind we're using?

Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is trying to sell you something.

[Iceaxe]

Actually, I think my most quoted movie

For my most quoted movie I'm now going with Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.




Ricky Bobby: [after a girl flashes him] Please be 18.

Texas Ranger: One of you turds is about to get smacked in the mouth.

Ricky Bobby: I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence!

10-year-old Ricky: No, ma'am. I haven't seen my daddy in years. But, my mama say he's out racing cars, and, well, dipping his wick in anything that moves.

Texas Ranger: Shut those mutts up before I cook 'em and eat 'em!

Reese Bobby: And the first thing you gotta learn if you're gonna be a racecar driver, is that you don't listen to losers like your know-it-all teacher here.

Shake and Bake!

[moabfool]

Every time he talked to Princess Leah, it was either Your Highness, Majesty, etc.... out of pure sarcasm.

and my favorite:

Your Highnessness

What about Your Worshipfulness ?

My favorite movie to quote is Raising Arizona.

"Hey, Balloons. Do they blow up into funny shapes?"

"No, not unless round is funny."


I'll be takin' these Huggies, and whatever cash you've got.


Son, you've got a panty on your head.


When there was no meat we ate fish. And when there was no fish we ate fowl. And when there was no fowl we ate crawdad. And when there was no crawdad to be found we ate sand.

[stefan]

Every time he talked to Princess Leah, it was either Your Highness, Majesty, etc.... out of pure sarcasm.

and my favorite:

Your Highnessness

What about Your Worshipfulness ?

My favorite movie to quote is Raising Arizona.

"Hey, Balloons. Do they blow up into funny shapes?"

"No, not unless round is funny."


I'll be takin' these Huggies, and whatever cash you've got.


Son, you've got a panty on your head.


When there was no meat we ate fish. And when there was no fish we ate fowl. And when there was no fowl we ate crawdad. And when there was no crawdad to be found we ate sand.